Sorry things have been so quiet around these parts but we’ve been investing some serious time into power napping thanks to the OSTRICH PILLOW.
That’s right, while the scrubs have been trying to get their naps on with the inferior SNAZZY NAPPER, we here at Spectacular Optical Headquarters have pulled out the big guns.
Oh…you’re unfamiliar with this Cronenbergian inspired headgear?
Yeah, this thing is the shizzzzzzzzzzzzz…
“OSTRICH PILLOW™ is a revolutionary new product to enable easy power naps anytime, everywhere, OSTRICH PILLOW ‘s unique design offers a micro environment in which to take a cosy and comfortable power nap at ease. OSTRICH PILLOW™ has been designed to allow you to create a little private space within a public one, to relax and unwind. Its soothing soft interior shelters and isolates your head and hands (mind and body) for a short break, without needing to leave your desk, chair, bench or wherever you may be.” – Kawamura-Ganjavian